Meeting online? BORING. Grabbing dinner? BORING. Wrestling as your first date? IDEAL.

can i be honest? you’re not shallow for prioritizing looks. if you’re not physically into them, babe, that’s just your friend. naturally, this means that the best way to know if someone is worth a second date is to see how they feel on top of you, under you, and then get a good whiff of their scent. wrestling on the first date is how you find out if someone is attractive, playful, and respects your boundaries. that’s a recipe for looooove baby.